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Joke of the Day
"According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven."
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"A man takes his wife out to dinner one night. The wife says, ""I want you to treat me like a princess."" The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall."
"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."
"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"
"I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so i'll know it's a match"
"I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky."
"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"
"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."
"I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition."
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"