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Joke of the Day
"Hows Donald Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
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"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."
"My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film."
"Tonight I'm going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I'll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza."
"Condescending: (adj) showing patronizing superiority (verb) a convict shimmying down a prison wall with a rope made of bed sheets."
"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""
"Why was 7 arrested for homicide? Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect"
"Three dyslexic girls walk into a bra... And if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic yourself."
"Imitation is... While imitation may be the highest form of flattery, I prefer the verbal kind. I also accept cash."