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Joke of the Day
"Hows Donald Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
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"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"
"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"
"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses."
"Gay guys are OK... ... they're just indifferent."
"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."
"[police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there."
"Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen... He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, ""Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"
"A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, ""Control freak who?"""