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Joke of the Day

"Maybe we should be focussing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore."

"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."

"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."

"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."

"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."

"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later* Me: So all I have to pay on the 2nd one is the shipping and handling?"

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."