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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""

"Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly he can't read!"""

"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"

"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"

"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"

"One time i asked a guy what he was majoring in and he said women's studies... I then said, why are you in women's studies? You study women all the time!"

"Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?"

"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"