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Joke of the Day

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK"

"People that use abbreviations like ppl, wyd, hmu, and idk - what do you do with all that time you saved?"

"Me: your dress is too revealing Wife: wear your own clothes then"

"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."

"I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it I thought that was pretty ironic."

"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""

"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"

"What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night? Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!"

"In the house of mathematics, where are the tautologies found? They're kept in the Axiom Attic."