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Joke of the Day

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"

"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"

"ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"A chick with twelve boobs... Sounds crazy, dozentit?"

"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."