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Joke of the Day

"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."

"Why did the chicken get a lawyer Because he knew he was going to get fried in court"

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"

"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"

"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."

"I was going to read a book on the male reproductive system today... ...But, unfortunately, the bookstore informed that it never came."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"How did the actress from Legally Blonde die? Witherknife"

"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."