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Joke of the Day
"How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call? This IRS guy sounded pretty into me"
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"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh wow they're done already!"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."
"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."
"[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? ""Abolishing slavery."" And... ""Slaying vampires."" Very good."
"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"
"Got a HJ (""handjob"") from a FRUIT! [NSFW if you can't have handjob jokes @ W] He gave apple and made me kumquats!"