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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about Sweden? I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus."

"My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?"

"How do you get ""Dick"" from Richard? You ask him politely."

"I heard 9/10 Redditors are dumb... I'm so glad to be part of the 1%"

"Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay but don't call me ""Shortly!"""

"What's the Russian President's favorite song? ""Putin on the Ritz!"" I'll be here all week guys."

"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"

"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"

"Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's. ^^^Happy ^^^Halloween!"