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Joke of the Day
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
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"I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing."
"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."
"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."
"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."
"My niece just said ""Birds live in a birdhouse & we live in a people house!"" Cute, huh? Wrong; my niece is 26 & on trial for manslaughter."
"Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me."
"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."