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Joke of the Day
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
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"From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA"
"Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy."
"""Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"" ""Not much, just working on my Theseus."""
"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."
"Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's"
"What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a DVD."
"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"
"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"
"Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? You'd see them coming."