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Joke of the Day
"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."
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"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."
"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"
"I came into some money yesterday. I couldn't find the tissues."
"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."
"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"
"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"
"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."