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Joke of the Day

"I came into some money yesterday. I couldn't find the tissues."

"""Go to hell"" is so abstract. ""Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months."" Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying."

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."

"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"

"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"

"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."

"A pirate walks into a bar... And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, ""Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"""