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Joke of the Day

"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8."

"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"

"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"

"I'm on a dinghy!"

"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."

"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."