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Joke of the Day
"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."
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"How to serve someone a summons to court 1) Knock on their door 2) Holding a really big check for $1,000,000 3) With a ""camera crew"" 4) Verify person's name 5) JK you've been served."
"A man was eaten when he attempted to tell a joke directly to a crocodile's mouth. He didn't live to tell the tail."
"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"
"What can a man do that is physically impossible for women to accomplish? Orgasm."
"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"
"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."
"M: Are you gonna eat that baby? Lady: What!!?! Go away you Sick-O' M: Sorry! I saw you putting it on Instagram & figured.. Never mind."
"What's red and has two legs? Half a cat"