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Joke of the Day
"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."
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"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."
"A facebook friend posted, ""I'm not ashamed of Jesus."" It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, ""Uh oh. What did he do now?"""
"Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk."
"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing."
"Last night someone bashed my car window & stole my purse so I hope this thief enjoys his 17 tampons, stale gum & Sephora rewards card."
"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"
"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""
"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."
"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"