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Joke of the Day
"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"
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"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The aristocrats."
"The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses."
"You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes."
"I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro..."
"Why did the twitter army lose all their battles? Because they kept retweeting."
"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"