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Joke of the Day

"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"

"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"

"My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!"

"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"

"How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Where'd you get the cool belt?"

"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."

"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."

"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."

"Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket? In case Johnny Onion Rings!"