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Joke of the Day

"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"

"Why did the woman marry the shoe maker? Because she was his sole mate."

"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."

"What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."

"Picking up McDonald's coffee now for tomorrow morning. Hopefully, it'll be cooled down by then."

"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""

"Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix. I love it almost as much as my Zune."

"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"