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Joke of the Day
"What did the zero say to the eight? Where'd you get the cool belt?"
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"So I'm about to have a unilateral orchiectomy (true story)... and I say to the urologist surgeon, ""I guess the ball's in your court now"""
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"
"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to just before a famous person was supposed to be assassinated and borrow money from them."
"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."
"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"
"Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your two and a half inch floppy disk into a hard disk."