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Joke of the Day

"In certain Eastern cultures, it's considered a grave insult to shit all over the floor in someone's home."

"Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*"

"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."

"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"

"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"Obama just said that no one is listening to our phones..I wonder if he realizes that the LAST thing we do with our phones is make a call!"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""

"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and half is spent trying to lose weight, and half is spent on education."

"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."