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Joke of the Day
"My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!"
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"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"
"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."
"What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down? The owner calls Triple Eh."
"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."
"I was gonna make a joke about Alzheimers.. ..but I forgot what it was."
"Miss piggy Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy never gets to 70? She gets to 69 and end up with a frog in her throat"
"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"
"To err is human... To admit it is not."