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Joke of the Day
"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"
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"Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other."
"A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach ""All guys are the same"""
"Why did Princess Di cross the road? Interia"
"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"
"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."
"I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half"
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.. But no one will do it."
"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."
"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("