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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm? He's currently in a vegetative-state."
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"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."
"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."
"People who generalize.. I find people who generalize to be complete idiots."
"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"
"My sex party was a big disappointment... Nobody came."
"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"
"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."
"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"
"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."