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Joke of the Day

"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head"

"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."

"Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? It's made of hide"

"Dear Evolution, It's a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?"

"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"

"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."

"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."

"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."

"ME: [leaning over toilet] Hold back my hair YOU: Ok ME: [drinks from toilet like dog] YOU: You've made your point I'll wash up some glasses"