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Joke of the Day
"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."
Next Joke
"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"
"Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: lunch Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: what, like dinner?"
"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought ""you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."""
"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"
"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"
"Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me"
"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"