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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."
Next Joke
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"
"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"
"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."
"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""
"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""
"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."
"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""
"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch."