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Joke of the Day
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
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"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."
"It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden."
"No one looks more suspicious than everyone else at a gas station."
"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
"How do you make an egg roll? Push it"
"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"
"Classic one How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."
"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."
"What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA? The former has a cunning array of stunts"