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Joke of the Day
"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"
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"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"
"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."
"In Canada , we have two seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling."
"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."
"Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters. Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List."
"When I was a little girl dreaming about what life in my thirties might be like, I envisioned way more powerful enemies."
"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"
"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."
"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"