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Joke of the Day

"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? virgin mobile"

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20..."

"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."

"-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered."

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings."

"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."

"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."