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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"

"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."

"I dream about sleeping with Michael J. Fox I bet he's a really good vibrator."

"Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."

"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."

"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"

"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"

"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"