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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"
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"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."
"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."
"My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed."
"Due to the weather, I was able to use the words ""wet and slippery"" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv."
"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!"
"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline? I'll tell you tomorrow"