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Joke of the Day

"Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!"

"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."

"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."

"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."

"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."

"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."

"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"

"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"

"Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper? To hide his nuts!!"

"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."