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Joke of the Day
"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."
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"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."
"When I call you Hun, it's short for Atilla."
"I love dying from sneezing 11 times in a row and being defibrillated back to life with a 12th"
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"
"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""
"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"
"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."