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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell ignorance from indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
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"I named my dog Rembrandt That way I can say ""have you seen my Rembrandt?"""
"If at first I don't succeed, I've already met my wife's expectations."
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"What is a dog's favorite candy? Feces pieces"
"Two ninjas walk into a bar. Or do they?"
"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."
"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."