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Joke of the Day
"I named my dog Rembrandt That way I can say ""have you seen my Rembrandt?"""
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"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"I hate all the political correctness in recent years I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"What is the best pick up line at a gay bar? ""Hello, can I push your stool in for you?"""
"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."
"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."
"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."
"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""