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Joke of the Day
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
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"You know you're an adult when you get excited over how much crap you just fit into a dishwasher."
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"What's in common between a sprinkler and the answer i got if she wanted anal? Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk"
"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."
"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"
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"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"
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