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Joke of the Day
"What is a dog's favorite candy? Feces pieces"
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"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"
"I just can't wrap my head around decapitation."
"[old couple feeding ducks in the park] ""Nothing could ruin this Edna"" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread"
"Two Heads God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time."
"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
"How are bears related to cooking? The pan... duh"
"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"
"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"