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Joke of the Day

"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""

"What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? ""Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"""

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."

"Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined."

"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"

"What an old women's vagina taste like? Depends"

"What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food? Omelette you finish."

"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."

"How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"