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Joke of the Day

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."

"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"

"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"

"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."

"How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001."

"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass."

"Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it."