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Joke of the Day
"Heard about the peanut that walked through Central Park It was a salted."
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"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It is very time consuming"
"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."
"Oh my God! Honey, the baby just said ""Dada!"" Wait, why is he using air quotes?"
"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"
"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."
"What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus? A bus driver."
"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"A guy calls the hospital. He says, ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" He says, ""No! This is her husband!"""