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Joke of the Day

"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."

"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."

"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."

"Where does an ape sleep? In an apricot."

"Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility."

"I have no patience But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor."

"All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon."

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."

"""Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."" - religion"

"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."