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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%."
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"The year is 42069. We've stopped changing the date, it's just always the year 42069 and people spell their names with emojis. It's awesome."
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"
"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."
"Welcome to the school of hard knocks... You'd better hope your front door can take it!"
"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"
"What does a Gynecologist and a Pizza Boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it"
"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."
"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"