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Joke of the Day

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."

"What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear? denim denim denim..."

"Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza."

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"

"Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet? Because it had too many threads."

"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an Altar Boy"

"If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you I'd start thinking about you."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."

"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."

"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""