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Joke of the Day

"For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once."

"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""

"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"

"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"

"The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws."

"Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy"

"CW: what did you do to your hair today? Me: It's really unclear whether you think it's good or you think I slept in a ditch."

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"