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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."

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"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"
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"What do you call a group of crows? The end of season 5."
"You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job."
"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"