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Joke of the Day
"The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws."
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"Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows? A: According to the Gooey Decimal System."
"Something people in Walmart have? Colds. Something people in Walmart are missing? Ankles."
"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"
"Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. ""Ballroom?"" Dean asks. ""Not much,"" Sammy replies."
"Two Vietnamese people got married It was a Nguyen Nguyen"
"Cute neighbor mows her lawn almost naked, so I sneak over there at night and sprinkle Miracle-Gro all over her yard.. costly but so worth it"
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"
"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."