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Joke of the Day

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"How fucking furious do you think homeless people get when ""Mo Money, Mo Problems"" comes on?"

"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"

"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"

"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."

"What do you get from an overly pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film. Goat rider."

"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"