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Joke of the Day

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator"

"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""

"Shout out to my kids. BECAUSE SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY THEY HEAR ME."

"Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding."

"What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven? Nun of the above."

"Boss: Read me one of your funny tweets Me: Not right now I'm working Boss: Bahahahaha tell me another one"

"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"

"Like I said before, I hate repeating myself"

"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."