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Joke of the Day

"What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock? Ewe, crank that soldier boy!"

"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."

"Yo mamma so dumb..... That she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."

"It's raining, It's pouring... I really should be snoring. I cleared my head with sudafed I won't get to sleep until morning. (I know, I know, it's not really a joke because it's true)"

"Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper."

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"