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Joke of the Day

"WINSTON CHURCHILL: ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: ""Yeah... and sharks"""

"Dates are cool when I tell them I worked in a prison for twenty five years. But man, if I forget that a'..."

"Why can every black person run so fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."

"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."

"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."

"They won't give me insurance on my phones anymore, but yet they don't make phones that survive being thrown against walls? It's nonsense..."

"Her eyes were the color of paint"

"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."