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Joke of the Day

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."

"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"

"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."

"My friend said Obama is the coolest president ever... ... Nah, Zachary Taylor was the illest."

"I heard that Bill Clinton threw his support behind Bernie Sanders He misheard. He thought the campaign slogan was *Feel the Intern*."

"Sometimes I get to lazy to fini"

"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"

"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"

"It must be shit having same-sex parents. You either have twice the normal amount of Dad-jokes, or you get stuck in an endless loop of ""Go ask your mother."""