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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?"

"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."

"Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them. Then I wrecked his sandcastle."

"What do you call a robotic prostitution ring? Nuts and bolts."

"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."

"How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life? Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry."

"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"This lesbian couple I'm friends with couldn't afford the double-headed dildo they wanted. They're really struggling to make ends meet."