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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"
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"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"
"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."
"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."
"knock knock whos there?"
"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"
"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"
"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."
"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."
"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."