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Joke of the Day
"Cancer changes things. If you really love her.. You'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs."
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"Johnny Depp to play Tim Burton in the director's self-made biopic It will be the first ever interpersonal autobiography"
"What did the olive say to the drink. Olive you."
"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."
"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."
"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."